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Pet squish
My
aunt
Delilah
dropped
a gallon of soy sauce
on their pet
rock ⚫️
…
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...Cuddles
Smeagol
Maggie
Akira
Daenerys
Geoffrey
Darth Vader
Alfie
...Stink
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