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Pet squish
My
aunt
Delilah
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
goldfish 🐠
cat 🐈
snake 🐍
gerbil 🐹
dog 🐕
pony 🐴
rabbit 🐰
tarantula 🕷
mouse 🐁
labrador 🐕
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