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Pet squish
My
aunt
Delilah
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
monkey 🐒
goldfish 🐠
labrador 🐕
parrot 🦜
poodle 🐩
pug 🐶
rock ⚫️
puppy 🐶
dog 🐕
cat 🐈
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