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My aunt Delilah dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴
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