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Pet squish

My aunt Delilah dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️

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