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Pet squish

My aunt Delilah dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒

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