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Pet squish

My aunt Delilah dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️

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