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Pet squish
My
aunt
Delilah
dropped
a bowling ball
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Sparky
...Snuffles
Poppy
Smeagol
Coco
Akira
Rufus
...Stink
Charlie
Pepper
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