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Pet squish

My aunt Delilah dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜

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