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Pet squish
My
aunt
Cecilia
dropped
a television
on their pet
parakeet 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Luke Skywalker
Rex
Hufflepuff
...Cuddles
Thor
Roxy
Molly
Simpkins
Jenkins
Luna
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