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Pet squish
My
aunt
Cecilia
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶
kitten 🐱
guinea pig 🇬🇳
rock ⚫️
gerbil 🐹
cat 🐈
poodle 🐩
snake 🐍
pony 🐴
mouse 🐁
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