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Pet squish
My
aunt
Cecilia
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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hamster 🐹
snake 🐍
gerbil 🐹
parakeet 🦜
parrot 🦜
monkey 🐒
mouse 🐁
cat 🐈
dog 🐕
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