Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
aunt
Cecilia
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Toby
Simpkins
Lola
Bob
Hermoine
Tinkerbell
Dexter
Sugar
Ziggy
...Cuddles
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.