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Pet squish
My
aunt
Cecilia
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
labrador 🐕
parakeet 🦜
hamster 🐹
rock ⚫️
monkey 🐒
puppy 🐶
kitten 🐱
tarantula 🕷
cat 🐈
guinea pig 🇬🇳
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