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Pet squish

My aunt Bridget dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩

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