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My aunt Bridget dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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pony 🐴 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰
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