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Pet squish

My aunt Bridget dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍

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