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Pet squish

My aunt Bridget dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 pony 🐴

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