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Pet squish

My aunt Bridget dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷

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