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Pet squish

My aunt Bridget dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁

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