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Pet squish

My aunt Bridget dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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