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Pet squish

My aunt Betsy dropped a sofa on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜

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