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Pet squish
My
aunt
Betsy
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
goldfish 🐠
pug 🐶
poodle 🐩
parakeet 🦜
tarantula 🕷
labrador 🐕
canary 🦜
cat 🐈
mouse 🐁
kitten 🐱
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