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Pet squish

My aunt Betsy dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕

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