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Pet squish
My
aunt
Agatha
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
rabbit 🐰
mouse 🐁
canary 🦜
tarantula 🕷
pug 🐶
guinea pig 🇬🇳
snake 🐍
kitten 🐱
pony 🐴
gerbil 🐹
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