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Pet squish
My
aunt
Agatha
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
gerbil 🐹
canary 🦜
goldfish 🐠
guinea pig 🇬🇳
parrot 🦜
pony 🐴
parakeet 🦜
kitten 🐱
puppy 🐶
poodle 🐩
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