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Pet squish

My aunt Agatha dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕

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