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Pet squish
My
aunt
Agatha
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Squishy
Buddy
Peanut
Stella
...Stink
Princess
Piper
Sugar
Loki
...Snuffles
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