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Pet squish

My aunt Agatha dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕

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