Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
aunt
Adele
dropped
a computer
on their pet
parakeet 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Rex
Luke Skywalker
Voldemort
Gus
Teddy
Millie
Gizmo
Geoffrey
Frodo
Ziggy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.