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Pet squish

My aunt Adele dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶

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