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Pet squish

My aunt Adele dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕

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