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Pet squish
My
aunt
Adele
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...Sparkles
Luna
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Oscar
Sugar
Thor
Yoda
Smeagol
Champ
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