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Pet squish
My
aunt
Adele
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
monkey 🐒
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
Millie
Tilly
Dexter
...Sparkles
Spock
Molly
Luke Skywalker
Bilbo
...Cuddles
Bob
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