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Pet squish

My aunt Adele dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠

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