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Pet squish

My aunt Adele dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 cat 🐈

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