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Pet squish

My aunt Adele dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩

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