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Pet squish
My
aunt
Adele
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
cat 🐈
hamster 🐹
gerbil 🐹
rabbit 🐰
goldfish 🐠
parakeet 🦜
parrot 🦜
monkey 🐒
poodle 🐩
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