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Pet squish

My aunt Adele dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁

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