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Pet squish

My aunt Emily dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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