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Pet squish
My
aunt
Emily
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
tarantula 🕷
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Teddy
Geoffrey
Weasley
...Stink
Tilly
Piper
Kirk
Bella
Rocky
Sparky
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