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Pet squish

My aunt Emily dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕

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