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Pet squish

My aunt Emily dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁

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