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Pet squish

My aunt Emily dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷

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