Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
aunt
Gertrude
dropped
a small child
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Rt Hon
Dr
Mr
Ms
Miss
Professor
Mrs
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.
Add to Slack