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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠

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