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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a barrel on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁

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