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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️

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