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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜

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