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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱

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