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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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