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Pet squish
My
aunt
Gertrude
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
pug 🐶
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...Sparkles
Snort
Pepper
Hufflepuff
Dexter
Charlie
Luna
Ginger
Simpkins
Alfie
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