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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱

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