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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩

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