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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕

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