Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
daughter
stole
a cat
Rt Hon
Sparkles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Colombian
Liberian
Israeli
Uzbek
Taiwanese
Saudi Arabian
Citizen of Vanuatu
Portuguese
Swedish
Moldovan
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.