Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
son
stole
a walking stick
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a policeman
a bus driver
a dentist
a surgeon
a taxi driver
a man
a soldier
a ticket inspector
a farmer
a policewoman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.