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Petty theft
My
grandfather
stole
a wedding ring
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a woman
a child
a pilot
a policeman
a spy
a student
a soldier
a man
a doctor
a bus driver
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