Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
grandfather
stole
a cat
Hufflepuff
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Norwegian
English
Citizen of Antigua and Barbuda
Surinamese
Citizen of Kiribati
Danish
Mexican
Botswanan
Malawian
Congolese (DRC)
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.