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Petty theft
My
brother
stole
a dog
Sparky
from
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a child
a woman
a spy
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a shepherd
a farmer
a tramp
a policeman
a bus driver
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