Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
brother
stole
a dog
Mrs
Cuddles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
a soldier
a pilot
a doctor
a ticket inspector
a taxi driver
a milkman
a man
a student
a train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.