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Petty theft
My
sister
stole
a train ticket
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi driver
a student
a shepherd
a policeman
a policewoman
a farmer
a soldier
a child
a woman
a train driver
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