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Petty theft
My
sister
stole
a mobile phone
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Australian
South Sudanese
Mauritanian
Estonian
Ethiopian
Citizen of Guinea-Bissau
Hungarian
Vatican citizen
Iranian
Congolese (DRC)
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.